World's Coolest Parks & Rec Talking Keychain

World's Coolest Parks & Rec Talking Keychain

World's Coolest Parks & Rec Talking Keychain

Features six classic Bob Ross phrases. "Let's get crazy, what the heck," "everybody needs a friend," "have to have dark in order to show light, just like in life," "maybe there's a happy little tree that lives here," "Let's put a few little highlights in here Just to make them little Rascals sparkle in the sun," "Let's make some nice little clouds that just float around and have fun all day" Features six inspirational quotes from the one and only Michael Scott, Stanley, Kevin and Creed "That's what she said!" - Michael Scott, "If I don't have cake soon, I might die." - Stanley, "Only thing that could make this day better is ice cream." - Michael Scott, "All I want to do is lay on the beach and eat hot dogs." - Kevin, "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." - Michael Scott, "Hi kids, want to see a foot with four toes?" - Creed Features six classic phrases from your favorite Assistant to the Regional Manager, Dwight Schrute! Including , "How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, instable.", Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing." Includes 6 phrases: "I am super chill all the time", "I know more than you", "I declare that everything you're saying is stupid", I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well", "You had me at meat tornado" and "treat yo self" The larger-than-life exercise personality turned pop culture icon has made exercise fun for generations! His energetic and motivational demeanor made exercising accessible to the masses through his “Sweatin’ with the Oldies” line of aerobics videos. Are you ready to get in shape? Richard Simmons Talking Keychain is here to give you the motivation you need! Keychain included for take-everywhere fun! Elmo Phrases: “Let’s Rock Baby!”, “Giggle" and “Way Cool!” Cookie Monster Phrases: “Num Num Delicious”, “Oh, What Gorgeous Looking Cookie,” and “Now Me Eat Cookie!” 6 PHRASES such as: Rick – “I turned myself into a pickle Morty. Boom! Big reveal, I’m a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle. I am pickle Riiiick”!; Rick – “Break the cycle Morty, rise above, focus on science.”; Rick – “Oh, that’s Wow, Morty. Wow. What an exciting life you lead. Let’s go. In and out, 20 minutes adventure.”; Morty – “Holy cow Rick, I didn’t know hanging out with you was making me smarter.” Rick – “Full disclosure Morty, It’s not. Temporary super intelligence is just a side effect of the mega seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity.”

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✅ Product Dimensions: 3 x 2.25 x 1.25 inches; 2.89 ounces

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