Original Poop Knife, The Gag Gift

Original Poop Knife The Gag Gift

Original Poop Knife, The Gag Gift

A heavy, silicone covered butter knife used to chop your turds. Do you, your friends, or your family poop big?? Do those logs sometimes need a little help going down? Endlessly spinning poops will mock you from the toilet vortex no more!

Key Features

• ✅ ? Be a samurai of the poo poo platter! This knife comes in *hilarious* packaging
• ✅ ? Ridiculous gag gift for friends and family, or daily necessity? You decide.
• ✅ ? Metal reinforced silicone is strong, hygienic, easy to clean, and dishwasher safe (if you dare)
• ✅ ? This will cut poop! Tested on the most ferocious of bog crocodiles without a fight. Curious about what an Original Poop Knife feels like? Imagine a heavy silicone covered butter knife.
• ✅ ? Long enough to keep your hand clear of danger in a standard depth toilet

✅ Product Dimensions: 9.75 x 1 x 0.3 inches

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