{"product_id":"archie-mcphee-12923-office-possum-15-inch-plush","title":"Archie McPhee 12923 Office Possum - 15 Inch Plush","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eArchie McPhee 12923 Office Possum, 15 inch\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArchie McPhee 12923 Office Possum - 15 Inch Plush\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs much as you dream that it will eventually happen, you probably wouldnâ??t actually want a live possum as an officemate. Sure, youâ??d constantly get the affectionate glare and toothy smile that weâ??ve come to expect from possums, but theyâ??re kind of stinky and play dead every time their phone rings. Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor. Can also be used on kitchen trash cans, television sets or sneeze guards. Just bend its posable paws to hang this 15\" possum or bend its tail to give a sassy pose. It even comes in an illustrated box that looks like a trash can.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ The best way to have a possum indoors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ As much as you think you want it, you probably wouldn’t actually want a live possum as an officemate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Sure, you’d constantly get the affectionate glare and toothy smile we all love, but they’re kind of stinky and play dead every time the phone rings. Our stuffed latex Office Possum is designed to hang on the side of your garbage can or computer monitor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Just bend its posable paws to hang this 15\" (38.1 cm) possum or bend its tail to give a sassy pose. It comes in an illustrated box that looks like a trash can.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Guarantees\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ FREE standard shipping within the United States (3–6 business days)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ 100% money-back guarantee for lost or damaged items\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Secure checkout with encrypted payment processing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Shipping via UPS, FedEx, and USPS\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Ships to lower 48 states only (no PO Boxes \/ APO \/ FPO)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eReturns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ 30-day hassle-free returns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Items must be unused and in original packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Full refund if item is not delivered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ Guaranteed delivery within 6–7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePayment Methods\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✅ Credit Cards, PayPal, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Amazon Pay, Meta Pay\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCustomer Support\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:left;\"\u003e✅ Questions? Contact us at \u003cstrong\u003eSupport@GiftAbay.com\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe respond within 24 hours on business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"seo-data\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSEO Title:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeywords:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCategory:\u003c\/strong\u003e Toys \u0026amp; Games\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSubcategories:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty \u0026amp; Gag Toys, Gag Toys \u0026amp; Practical Jokes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Archie McPhee","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44706679193669,"sku":"KGABL1141663","price":31.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/3772\/9349\/files\/612MNsoB5QL._AC_SL1000.jpg?v=1772651629","url":"https:\/\/kids.giftabay.com\/products\/archie-mcphee-12923-office-possum-15-inch-plush","provider":"Kids.GiftAbay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}