{"product_id":"2-pack-hilarious-extra-small-condoms-gag-gift-by-witty-yeti-funny-christmas-stocking-stuffer-or-white-elephant-idea","title":"2 Pack Hilarious Extra Small-Condoms Gag Gift by Witty Yeti. Funny Christmas-Stocking Stuffer or White Elephant Idea.","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product-description\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eHilarious Extra Small-Condoms Gag Gift by Witty Yeti. 2 Pack Funny Christmas-Stocking Stuffer or White Elephant Idea. Prank Friends and Family with This Goofy Novelty Practical Joke for Men or-Women.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2 Pack Hilarious Extra Small-Condoms Gag Gift by Witty Yeti. Funny Christmas-Stocking Stuffer or White Elephant Idea.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGot a boner to pick with someone? Get this hysterical gag gift! Make your brother, friends or boyfriend double over laughing at all of the stupid humor and jokes on this Extra Small Condoms novelty gift. Tons of silly puns and dad jokes. Completely ridiculous, obnoxious and insulting. That's a recipe for the best gift ever! Or treat yourself. Because we all know the real reason you drive a lifted truck. Wait, can I really use these? Thats exactly what someone with a tiny pee pee would say! But seriously, these are not actual condoms. The size of the \"\"condom\"\" is 0.74 x 0.94 inches and even if you do somehow manage to fit please do not try to actually use these as condoms. Are these likely to break? Each condom is stress-tested by our in house team of mosquitos and field mice. Extra Small Condoms have undergone rigorous testing to ensure that they probably wont break most of the time. Plus they're made of super thick rubber so she might even be able to feel it. Now you can experience the familiar feeling of being well below average! Isnt this totally body shaming? Honestly, our schlongs are huge so we dont really know. But hey, dont take it so hard all shapes and sizes are beautiful and theres something for everyone. You'll definitely have the funniest present in the room at your next Secret Santa gift exchange or swap. Whats in the box? In addition to more weiner jokes than you'll know what to do with, you will receive 2 packs of XS condoms complete with tons of jokes and high-quality packaging. You can tell yourself they're laughing at the jokes and not your little pecker. Probably. Satisfaction Assured for Life! If you arent completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand:\u003c\/strong\u003e Visit the Witty Yeti Store\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ewitty, stuffer white, small, novelty gag, novelty, games novelty, prank, men, family, women, elephant, condoms gag Toys \u0026amp; Games Novelty \u0026amp; Gag Toys Gag Toys \u0026amp; Practical Jokes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e Product Dimensions: 6 x 2.4 x 8 inches; 2.4 ounces\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Guarantees\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e FREE standard shipping within the United States (3 6 business days)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e 100% money-back guarantee for lost or damaged items\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Secure checkout with encrypted payment processing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Shipping via UPS, FedEx, and USPS\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Ships to lower 48 states only (no PO Boxes \/ APO \/ FPO)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eReturns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e 30-day hassle-free returns\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Items must be unused and in original packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Full refund if item is not delivered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Guaranteed delivery within 6 7 business days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePayment Methods\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Credit Cards, PayPal, Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Amazon Pay, Meta Pay\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCustomer Support\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e Questions? Contact us at \u003cstrong\u003eSupport@GiftAbay.com\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe respond within 24 hours on business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Witty Yeti","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44956186476613,"sku":"KGABL2399820","price":17.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/3772\/9349\/files\/81fPRrSZfXL._AC_SL1500_9b491142-13df-48ca-82d9-725559d0a858.jpg?v=1777714080","url":"https:\/\/kids.giftabay.com\/products\/2-pack-hilarious-extra-small-condoms-gag-gift-by-witty-yeti-funny-christmas-stocking-stuffer-or-white-elephant-idea","provider":"Kids.GiftAbay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}